bike for xmass.

A kid 4yr old asks his dad for a bike at xmass,
his dad says son can ya cock touch ya arse
at which he replies ,no dad ,well the answers no then.
5yrs later the son asks for a skate board ,again his dad
says son can ya cock touch ya arse ,no dad it cant,
sorry then but no scate board for you.
on the sons 16th birthday he asks if he can have a moped,
same old anwer can ya cock touch ya arse yet
not yet dad , sorry no moped.
2yr later the son wins 2million on the lottery
his dad says now you can buy all the things ya ever wanted
and buy me a new car,
the son says dad can ya cock touch ya arse
he says yes and more.
then had away and fuck ya sell.

thats a gooden

lol