Mrs Murphy, a dwarf goes to the doctors,
she says doctor when I walk me fanny gets realy sore
can you help please.
So he stands her on a chair,lifts her skirt up.
oh yes I can see the problem so he gets a pair of
scissors , has a snip here and a snip there
and asks her how she feels now,
thats brilliant doctor what did you do.
I just cut an inch off the top of your wellies